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Dear Dream Factory. You SUCK!

I would like to lodge a formal complaint with my subconscious.

It’s clear to me that it’s out to get me and does not have my best interests at heart.


I had a dream last night in which Nathan Fillion propositioned me for sex and, somehow (and I seriously have no idea how this is possible) I said no.


In what universe would I do that?

It’s got to be something I ate, or a glitch in the Matrix. Whatever it is, I am NOT happy and I demand another take.

Because that was obviously a blooper. Let’s be honest. I just forgot my line, right? That’s it. I forgot my line. And we know who to blame for that, right?



  1. Jen Jen

    This kind of thing happens all the time to me – if I happen to dream of any dream worthy celeb, I always end up doing mundane things with them – grocery shopping w/Russell Crowe (this was before he tossed a phone at some guys head), wrapping Xmas gifts with Nathan Fillion, etc… It totally blows.

  2. Kitkat Kitkat

    I had a dream last week that David Tennant propositioned me and I said no because it would upset my boyfriend. I guess I must really love him!

  3. Anonymous Anonymous

    I’m so sorry your id screwed you over, no pun intended. But your choice of visual aids sure helped make my crappy day a little bit better. So thanks for that. :)

  4. HAHAHHAHA! Awesome! Though.. I agree w/you.. how and why would you say no?!??

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