If you plan on mocking me for liking Labyrinth or thinking this is cool, then imagine me sticking my fingers in my ears and going “lalalalalalalalala” when you say it.
Granted, I’m not sure about the teeth. But the hair and the cape and the…rest of Jareth is dreamy and scary and all of the things he was in the movie.
And Hoggle. Well, can’t you just imagine putting him in the fridge for a friend to find next to the butter or something? ;-)