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Star Wars Quote Brilliance – Pull up! All pants pull up!

Geo over at NerdSalad may have located one of the most brilliant Star Wars quote/meme/mashups of all time.

Top 278 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With “Pants”.

Gems include:

“I find your lack of pants disturbing.”
“I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.”
“Curse my metal pants.”

and my fave:

“No I don’t think he likes pants at all. No I don’t like pants either”

I’m sure there are more that haven’t made the list and, while I always get a giggle out of the “in my pants” meme, this one just kills me.

I wonder if this one made the list…

“You came in my pants? You’re braver than I thought!”


  1. The 13th Doctor The 13th Doctor

    “Size matters not! Judge Me by my pants, do you?”

  2. “Sandpeople are easily startled but they’ll soon be back. And in greater pants.”

  3. It’s even better in LotR.

    “Gondor has no pants, Gondor needs no pants!”

  4. i think im going to have sexy time dreams about han solo until im senile and cant pull my pants up by myself.

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