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  1. One more for ya,

    Last Halloween I went to a party and noticed a Pirate with a Steering Wheel on his crotch. I was like that’s wierd, so after a few drinks I worked up the courage to ask him, “Excuse me, Mr. Pirate why do you have a steering wheel on your crotch?”

    He goes, “Arrrgggh it’s driving me nuts”

  2. I got some bad news. My dad caught me masturbating today. He yelled at me and said, “Son, you keep doing that you’ll go blind.”

    I told him, “Dad, I’m over here.”

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