Kate Beckinsale is stalking me.
I was out yesterday and I saw her staring at me no less than 10 separate times during the day. There she was, all blue eyes and ice queen.
You’ve seen this poster, right?
The first time I saw it, I thought. “Oh, pretty.” The second time “There’s that poster again. Who is that?” Third time “Kate Beckinsale? Underworld: Ice?”
By the 6th time, my friend Forest and I were laughing about wanting to pull stray strands of hair out of our mouths and pondering why people do that all the time in pictures. Cause we just want to…fix..it!
By the tenth time, I had a new theory.