Hey, I’m sleepy and this made me lol. However, I know you guys are way funnier than I am.
So, please. If you will, help me find a perfect caption for this pic of Jersey Shore‘s Snooki?
If you thought of the Sandbox Spectral Tiger loot card in Warcraft: TCG, you get a smooch!
via @MTVTJ
… AND the horse you rode in on!
Why yes. As a matter of fact Sacagawea, that bright yellow childrens springy horse does indeed make your ass look fat.
“A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!”
Horse: Hey Poindexter! This ain’t the public library, so work the springs or get lost!
I R smartz. Really, I haz a bouk and everythng.
Hey snooks… ur supposed to look through your glasses, not peer over them
Objectively speaking -that horse looks angry
Horsie- THE SHAME!!!! *this may be the worst day of my life*
“That’s not a toilet! Please stop! Think of the children!”