Variety is reporting that Katherine Heigl is attached to star in “One for the Money” for Columbia Pictures and Lakeshore Entertainment.
Allow me to say it for you:
Katherine Heigl? Stephanie Plum could take Heigl out with one well tossed donut!
I’m sorry, but what part of Katherine Heigl’s blond, thin, patrician profile screams Jersey Girl with a pastry fetish and a knack for blowing up cars?
Sandra Bullock. Yes. Marisa Tomei. Sure. Heck, toss any number of women in a pair of too tight 501’s and a frizzy wig and I might even buy it.
But Katherine Heigl, while she may have some box office cred, doesn’t have the sexual (albeit accidental) heat to warm a sex starved college kid, let alone a stud like Joe Morelli or a cool guy like Ranger.
Do. Not. Want!