This is an actual ad I spotted on FB for a Groupon deal for something called a “V-Steam” at a spa in Metairie called Body In Motion.
The text reads:
Body In Motion – Metairie
One, Two, or Three V-Steams or a V-Steam Party for Six at Body in Motion (Up to 53% Off)
In a Nutshell
V-steams work as internal cleansers of the vaginal tissues’ and uterus’s membranes; party gathers girlfriends to rejuvenate their bodies
So not only is there now a thing where you steam your vagina and uterus, but they invite you to do it with friends?
Oh yeah, this can’t go wrong at allllllll. I mean, besides the inherent bullshit involved in whoever thought there was a need for it, that is not a place anyone needs to shoot steam. Ouch.
I’ve heard of blowing steam up someone’s ass, but this is ridiculous.