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Couple arrested after 2 MPH drunken driving spree to nearby strip club on stolen Wal-Mart scooter

Someone needs to snap this Digger up to write headlines, because he may have written one of the best I’ve read in ages.

“Couple arrested for driving 2 MPH to strip club on stolen Wal-Mart scooter”

There’s just something about that sentence that cracked me up.

Granted, he left out the fact that they were intoxicated at the time. I mean, that would have just been another plus to the readability factor.

But maybe he thought “Couple arrested after 2 MPH drunken driving spree to nearby strip club on stolen Wal-Mart scooter” didn’t have the same ring to it ;-)

Oh, the humanity.

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