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This is an actual ad I spotted on FB for a Groupon deal for something called a “V-Steam” at a spa in Metairie called Body In Motion.

The text reads:

Body In Motion – Metairie 

One, Two, or Three V-Steams or a V-Steam Party for Six at Body in Motion (Up to 53% Off)  

In a Nutshell

V-steams work as internal cleansers of the vaginal tissues’ and uterus’s membranes; party gathers girlfriends to rejuvenate their bodies

So not only is there now a thing where you steam your vagina and uterus, but they invite you to do it with friends?

Oh yeah, this can’t go wrong at allllllll. I mean, besides the inherent bullshit involved in whoever thought there was a need for it, that is not a place anyone needs to shoot steam. Ouch.

I’ve heard of blowing steam up someone’s ass, but this is ridiculous.

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My brain is not awake yet, so I figured I’d try a picture.

I originally posted this in November of 2009. It seemed like a nice post to revisit.  ::grin::

*my apologies to the B-52’s for the rework of their lyrics. It fit!

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However, my grandfather would have said “Who’s the Shiksa blonde?”

Oy!

via Pop Watch

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Gee. So, people not doing the scanners (which means they have to get the “pat down”) is gonna inconvenience the TSA? Awww. Poor babies.

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“Couple arrested for driving 2 MPH to strip club on stolen Wal-Mart scooter”

There’s just something about that sentence that cracked me up.

Granted, he left out the fact that they were intoxicated at the time. I mean, that would have just been another plus to the readability factor.

But maybe he thought “Couple arrested after 2 MPH drunken driving spree to nearby strip club on stolen Wal-Mart scooter” didn’t have the same ring to it ;-)

Oh, the humanity.

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So, here’s the original 10. I think we may need to revisit and update the list. ;-)

Please feel free to comment below and share with friends. This is, after all, a public service.

10 Things You Should Avoid Posting on Twitter

1. That nasty rash has cleared up. Go Valtrex. WooT!
2. Posted bail on that Cyberstalking charge. How YOU doin’?
3. Hellz Yeah! Parents are gone. Party at my house! 1245 Smith Street, Buena Park 8PM!
4. Man, if my wife finds out I cheated on her, I’m gonna be so screwed!
5. RT @cocoa RT @Micha RT @Heidi1975 RT @LolaL999 RT @Kiki6755 Hi!!!!
6. @plusk FOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOWWWWW MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
7. Anyone help me with configuring my remote access? IP addy is 121.134.12.111, admin pw is l769.
8. (a “tweet series”.) Walking into house now > Walking to restroom > In Bathroom Now > Using toilet > Done, skipping hand-washing this time
9. Hey pretty pretty, you look sexy, let’s bang
10. [name here] wasn’t the father either! ALL RIGHT YOU GUYS WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT?”

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This Taco Bell in Encino, California is just another one of the reasons I love being able to call myself a “Valley Girl”.

I may have to take a drive and see if I can verify if this is real or photoshopped. But considering the profits  (not to mention the boost to the economy) if Prop 19 passes and California legalizes pot, I’m thinking it’s just bold marketing strategy.

via Buzzfeed

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Side note: I am so the chick in this conversation. Except my reading of “Is that your black voice?” would have included a slap to the head.

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For the record, having been in a sauna with this young lady, I can vouch — she has legs. 

Courtesy of Photoshop Disasters and via Jezebel.

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It’s a Dexter Action Figure.

Yes. Really.

If you watch the video, you may find yourself just as torn as the female newscaster during this, who’s trying to keep a straight face and sort of fails. Plus, is it me, or does she wanna play with the doll?

But, seriously, this guy’s having an issue with Toys R Us stocking a toy about a fictional serial killer why? Note that the manufacturer Bif Bang Pow clearly marked it 18+ and you can view their response to the story here.

I guess he’s never been in the video game aisle. Maybe because he’s spending too much time in the Barbie aisle?

This guy needs a little less time on his hands, methinks.

Edit: I have to add, this story got published by CNN Networks to all kinds of news stations, but isn’t on CNN itself. Some of the comments are…priceless.

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But they have a website, a twitter, a Facebook page and more. So, I think it’s real.

I present, the Snazzy Napper.

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If you haven’t seen the Miley Cyrus video making the rounds thanks to TMZ, you may not know that people are outraged and making all sorts of comment about how wrong it is for little girls. TMZ brands it as a “lapdance” and everyone sort of followed suit.

Um…I can’t believe I’m about to defend Miley Cyrus.

1) That’s not a lap dance. I’ve had a lap dance. Not to mention, she’s dancing with a gay man who’s a dancer in his own right. I was 16 once and I used to go to parties and out dancing and I danced just like that. With straight boys, even.

2) It’s at a party. Where people should be allowed to have fun and cut loose and not have to worry about everything ending up on the web to be judged out of context.

3) Remember Dirty Dancing? Tell me, would you have had a problem with it if it were Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze?

4) I love how TMZ slows the tape down and hits a close up, as if to say, “See? see? Body parts! Touching!”

On the other hand, this totally freaks me out. (via EW Pop Watch)

This is a dance group of 7 year olds dancing to “Single Ladies”.

I don’t have an issue with the choreography. Heck, I posted a vid of a 7-year old doing an amazing booty shake not too long ago and I think these girls are really good.

But did we need to dress them this way? Blarrrrrgh.

So, I can accept a 16 year old doing a little dirty dancing fully clothed at a private party, but I have an issue with 7 year olds dancing in thigh high stockings and not much else.

Like I said, crisis of conscience.