Comments on: I took a bath in Port Royal and now I smell like a trollop. Purr.

By: Geek Girl Diva

Geek Girl Diva — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 19:00:08 +0000

@Kendrah, if you're reading this ;-)

Send me an email? ggdATgeekgirldivaDOTcom

By: Susanne Iles

Susanne Iles — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 10:01:00 +0000

Oh my...the soap sounds absolutely delicious. I'm currently a BPAL virgin, but not for long. I've been adventuring through their product pages and swooning at every turn.(will definitely be placing an order)

I'd love to put into the draw to win the soap. For that soap...I'd scrub the decks, tie myself to the crow's nest in a lightning storm, walk the plank,and subject myself to a keelhauling.

On second thought...would a nice foot massage and a hot cuppa tea suffice?

By: ashley sue

ashley sue — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 02:19:02 +0000

I stalk..er…i mean follow, you and BPAL on twitter, so I had to click here and see what the fuss was about. And now, I needs the fuss…er…Port Royal.

By: Kristen

Kristen — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 02:20:46 +0000

Two-year drought. Broken heart. I have lost my inner wench.

There should be wenching. I am in my prime of wenchiness. And I cannot wench.
My cleavage and other once-sultry wenching limbs neeeeed a motivational soap!
Also, *fans self* if you ever feel the need to take that lush descriptive sense for a walk for profit - pretty sure you'll do alright in the piratical bodice-ripper department. Sheesh, woman!

By: Nikki

Nikki — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 05:25:22 +0000

After I used Port Royal, I would be prepared to go boarding in search of booty!

By: voyeurwithwings

voyeurwithwings — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 22:52:42 +0000

I’ve been into bpal for years and have never tried thier soap – that’s blasphemy probably ;) I would to try it one day!

By: shortcakegreen

shortcakegreen — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 22:49:24 +0000

Not a BPAL virgin, strictly speaking, but I've never tried their soaps. However, I just had the most wretched of days in that I was taken from work in an ambulance and tossed under the surprisingly friendly hands of techs and nurses and doctors of the ER for a few hours and your description made me smile quite, quite big.

Which is good because I'm home and lucid enough to remember how incredibly attractive everyone who helped me was and how much like a scurvy-ridden pirate with a touch of DT and dropsy I must have appeared to them. Dammit! Amongst hotties, you want to at least rate as a wench, right? Le sigh.

By: Patience Ann

Patience Ann — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 22:16:38 +0000

Certainly not a BPAL virgin, I have amazingly generous friends who can hook me up sometimes despite my abject poverty… I’ve been stalking the site for over a decade and have exactly 4 bottles of oils, thanks to said friends. <3 However, I am very recently preggers and have been having an insanely hard time feeling the least bit pretty or special. (understatement alert!) This seems like it’d be an incredible pick-me-up. I’d love to reclaim my lost wenchitude for even just the length of one bath.

By: kathrynthegr8

kathrynthegr8 — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 21:56:43 +0000

Aye, i'd lo'e t' try some o' that soap it sounds di'ine, gar! Thanks for runnin' this contest.

(Obviously I used a Pirate Speak Translator. I'm not above using a bit o trickery to win.) :)

By: kathrynthegr8

kathrynthegr8 — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 21:56:22 +0000

Aye, i'd lo'e t' try some o' that soap it sounds di'ine, gar! Thanks for runnin' this contest.

(Obviously I used a Pirate Speak Translator. I'm not above using a bit o trickery to win.) :)

By: Aberforth

Aberforth — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 21:55:35 +0000

Does the scent stay with you for awhile? One of my pet peeves with some brands of soap is that I only smell like it until I dry off from the shower.

By: PS

PS — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 21:32:53 +0000

You said you’d love to give it to a BPAL virgin, and that I am. I’ve been to 2 Meet and stiffs, but have never had enough free money to buy myself anything. Dang college life. I would love to be able to try something new, I’ve only ever tried The Coil and I really loved it.

By: fairyfate

fairyfate — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 21:32:47 +0000

Have always wanted to sniff Port Royal as well as try a Bpal soap. I’ve been addicted to soap since I was a kid. I “collected” it. I remember having soap shaped bears that I would keep and play with. My mom finally had to throw them out when they started melting in my jewelry box. I think a lovely scented soap would be much better to shower with, and hopefully scent up the air beautifully!

By: Andrea

Andrea — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 21:16:33 +0000

There was once was a fragrance - Port Royal;
A delectable perfume oil;
It's also a soap,
So wenches - have hope!
You'll no longer smell like a gargoyle!

Ok, so the gargoyle rhyme was a bit much, but this fragrance sounds totally worthy of a cheesy limerick. Would love to give it a test run :)

By: lerchskat

lerchskat — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 21:11:07 +0000

*boards the closest pirate ship, sneaks into the captain’s quarters, steals his wooden leg, and bedazzles the hell out of it, thus rendering the captain vulnerable to mocking and snickers regarding his “scrumptious new leg!”* Now that my first step is done, I will now nail a plank to my bathtub and wait….crossing my fingers in the hopes that said captain with the aforementioned bedazzled new limb will kick my door down with the rhinestone encrusted shin all aglitter, and catch me, bedazzler in hand, and make me walk my swarovski studded plank into my bath with the Port Royal soap I hope to win! I will smell delicious, and the captain and his crew will come to embrace the glory of the bedazzler in all it’s wonders. He will then be known as Captain Twinkle and the Port Royal Pirates, and take me as his Coruscating Pirate Queen. All thanks to, and because of, Port Royal soap! Arrrrrrrggghhh