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A Dating Profile That Screams “I Won’t Murder You”.

This may be the best dating profile ever. And, as disclaimed by the source link, I have no idea how old it is. It’s new to me. Enjoy and share the murder love.

Two quick thoughts:

1) Now I actually want to meet this guy.

2) I owe Joe Peacock a glass of Macallan 18 for sending me the link. (Oh and, if you’re not reading him, you should. He’s a snarky bastard. ::grin:: In a good way)

See the bigger version after the break.

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3 Comments

  1. This is one hilarious profile, you’d wonder if it’s real.

  2. I like that the bottom right has “similar users”. It sucks to be zach_85 and Madhatter1534. Although, Fartparticle fits.

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