Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

This may be one of those "I've seen it" links for you, but I was delighted to find it.

It's The Bible. In LOLCat.

Genesis 1

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.
4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.
5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1


And so it goes. Yeah. I LOL'd ;-) OMG, there's even a Kindle version.

Thank you @pikestaff & @Cadistra for the tip.

4 comments:

  1. Haha! That's pretty good for about three lines, but man that gets old quick. Very creative though, pretty hilarious.

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  2. One of my friends who's an M.Div & going on to her PhD sent it to me when it was under construction. She was pretty thrilled. I'm trying to talk her into a lolsermon.

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  3. This is actually pretty good for about three chapters of Genesis, and then the Song of Solomon, and then the Immaculate Conception and nativity. I can't face a lolcat crucifixion. Even being an agnostic/atheist, my knee-jerk genuflection won't let me go for the Passion of HappyCat. Ruth, if there is a lolsermon, I have one word for you: VIDEO.

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  4. Iffen dey can doz da bible in Klingon why not doz it in kitteh?

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