It's The Bible. In LOLCat.
Genesis 1
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.
4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.
5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
And so it goes. Yeah. I LOL'd ;-) OMG, there's even a Kindle version.
Thank you @pikestaff & @Cadistra for the tip.
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4 comments:
Haha! That's pretty good for about three lines, but man that gets old quick. Very creative though, pretty hilarious.
One of my friends who's an M.Div & going on to her PhD sent it to me when it was under construction. She was pretty thrilled. I'm trying to talk her into a lolsermon.
This is actually pretty good for about three chapters of Genesis, and then the Song of Solomon, and then the Immaculate Conception and nativity. I can't face a lolcat crucifixion. Even being an agnostic/atheist, my knee-jerk genuflection won't let me go for the Passion of HappyCat. Ruth, if there is a lolsermon, I have one word for you: VIDEO.
Iffen dey can doz da bible in Klingon why not doz it in kitteh?
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