Because only a geek would come up with something this awesome. ;-)
This is the new Vampire Attractant soap from Geeky Clean.
(see the blood pool at the bottom? ::swooooon::)
Per the description: Scented with appropriately named, "Love Spell" fragrance which is a blend of Summer Flowers and sweet Oranges. The bar is 100% soap, so you won't get bitten as these fun soapy vampire teeth slowly sink into your skin.
Part of me just...melted...reading that.
Maybe it's my love of Lestat, or the idea of a long shower while listening to Concrete Blonde's "Bloodletting", but this soap just made me go "rawr".
And I would be remiss in asking that you include me in the disclaimer on the page: Geeky Clean is not responsible for loss of soul due to authentic Vampire attraction. Please don't eat me.
I'm just the messenger. ::wink::