crazy hats are crazy!!!http://verydemotivational.com/2010/03/25/demotivational-posters-crazy-hats/
I got some bad news. My dad caught me masturbating today. He yelled at me and said, "Son, you keep doing that you'll go blind."I told him, "Dad, I'm over here."
One more for ya, Last Halloween I went to a party and noticed a Pirate with a Steering Wheel on his crotch. I was like that's wierd, so after a few drinks I worked up the courage to ask him, "Excuse me, Mr. Pirate why do you have a steering wheel on your crotch?" He goes, "Arrrgggh it's driving me nuts"