Jennifer Love Hewitt vajazzles her vajay-jay.
Seriously?
Are you telling me there wasn't a classier, or less 5-year old way to say this?
The spa that does it calls it "cb with a Flair" (cb=Completely Bare). Now, that I like. But...
Vajazzle?
I wish you could see the image of me over here sort of shaking my head and wincing in physical and mental pain.
Think I'm kidding? (Starts at 2:45)
There's got to be a better term for this.
"Wax and shimmer?"
It hurts me, precious.
Maybe this is how they get Rpatz to sparkle in the Twilight movies? >.<
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I coulda swore you said "Jennifer Love Hewitt's Vagina" when my Twitter status popped and I was like "DAAAMN! oh wait. NOOOO!" Stoopid status updater pop-up thingier :D
If she said CB do you think it would be getting anywhere near as much air play? I told my best friend and his wife last night, we all watched the clip and of course as males we had to say Vajazzled about 20 times each.
All I can think about is that silly Bedazzler thing... which I just looked up and the sound bites and taglines for it are hilarious when you think about vajazzling...
Just place, push & pop! Perfect for small, detailed, projects... Get your own MINI bedazzler too!
Just wrong...WRONG!
Um...just a few things.
1. The whole, "Vajazzle," declension is freaking me out.
2. "CB with a flair," is making me think of Office Space and 15 pieces of flair. (Where would they all go?)
3. Tip for the ladies - It's been my experience that good grooming works well enough. Turning the pootie into a discotheque seems like an act of desperation. Cuz, really - men want IN.
(Can I get an amen, fellas?)
I can kinda see doing it for a goof, but... if you think you need it, invest the money in a shrink. It'll be money well-spent to shore up the self-esteem.
(Of course, given the hell JLH has been put through over her body, I can understand the insecurity.)
I sense the word "Va-jay-jay" has some competition now.
"Maybe this is how they get Rpatz to sparkle in the Twilight movies?" - hahaha! love it! Seriously, what other awful celebrity trends will they come up with next...?
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